Kahani Hamare Mahabharat Ki - Review

Kahani Hamare Mahabharat Ki


So, another product from balaji factory is out. having the same prototype as any other Ekta Kapoor drama prefixed by K. However, for this one, Ekta Kapoor had an excuse that the copyright associated with the title Mahabharat are already registered with B.R. Chopra so she had to find a replacement and later, that was verified by her dedicated astrologer Sunita Menon and numerologist Sanjay Jumaani.

Alright, somehow Ekta has easily replaced the Mahabharat (1988) title with her own Kahani Hamare Mahabharat Ki (2008), but will she be able to replace the royal presentation, the premium language and accent of epic characters, the base of power and mightiness in elders' voice, the charm and personality of Krishna-Arjun-Duryodhan generation, excellent combination of beauty-gestures-traditions of Rajmata and Rajkumari/Putravadhu; and above all, the matured voice of Harish Bhimani as Samay ? (Remember 'main samay hun'? that was the only dialog which was repeated by him over and over in all the episodes of Mahabharat (1988) otherwise, Dr. Rahi Masoom Reza (the dialog writer of Mahabharat (1988)) had given him something new, something different to say in each and every episode. If one can put all the dialogs by Harish Bhimani as Samay on a single audio file, thats the best knowledge and philosophical funda one can ever give to anybody.)

Very few people know that the first attempt to portrait Mahabharat on cinema screen was made in 1920, by Jyotish Bannerjee, and of course, it was a silent movie. But the revolution what B.R. Chopra's Mahabharat had brought, none else had been able to do that. It was a must watch show for the entire family from 1988 to 1990. In those days when cinematography in india was technical handicapped; the costumes, sequences, dialogs and character players have set such milestones that it is nearly impossible to bring that magic back on screen.

Now, coming back to Kahani Hamare Mahabharat Ki (2008), after watching the first episode, anybody would feel like someone has thrown the same Agrawal/Viraani Parivaar in hastinapur. There was no difference from day to day saas-bahu drama. The only question would bug you is why the hell characters of Mahabharat look like people from Greek mythology !!!!!!!! The costume designers of Kahani Hamare Mahabharat Ki (2008) seem like great fans of Age Of Empires or Age of Mythology game.

Neither there is anything good about cinematography. The camera views are same as any other Balaji television, Zoom from left right top bottom, fade in fade out and added glow effect. Hard base drums in background adding more into the noises created by thunder and lightening voices.

Anita Hansandani and Roopa Ganguli
Coming to a very important character, Draupadi. Earlier, in Mahabharat (1988), this character was played by Roopa Ganguli (ya, the same one who appeared in a Bengoli movie, Antarmahal (2005)) is played by Anita Hansandani (one of the females with Akshay Kumar in Khtaron Ke Khilaadi Show) looks less mannered and more seductive in that red bed sheet designed by Manish Malhotra. She is pathetic at dialog delivery. Neither she has that power and proud in her voice what a Panduvadhu should have. All other leading characters are so unfledged that they are doing injustice to the actual characters of Mahabharat. All five Pandu Putra are looking less from Hastinapur and more from Salman Khan's highly equipped gym. Neither their gears are well designed. Bheem used to carry a golden Gadaa, but here, he is carrying a bunch of cutters hooked together. Over all, all these five characters are looking like a poor a gardener family who found a couple of jeweleries while digging into the ground.

In one line, by looking at the first two episodes, Kahani Hamare Mahabharat Ki is a big disaster and the same quality continues, i don't think Ekta will be able to recover the investment she has done for the high definition recording of the series, doesn't matter how much numerology she applies.

38 comment(s):

Supernova said...

after weeks i found a topic lurin me to draft a blog post again but u tuk it off me..grrrrr!
By all bounds a supremely hilarious episode...makarand though a phenomenal actor is a far cry from ved vyaas...and the best part was raja shantanu hunting in a ladhakh type barren terrain..all u can see is one deer being chased by the king..now how wud a deer land up in such a barren landscape is anybody's guess..and yaa..in the middle of dis all, ders river ganga.

sidd said...

I too found 2nd episode very hilarious ,in 2nd episode Makarand Deshpande was telling story to ganeshji with his hands up , I dont know the reason behind this.Ved Vyas trying to do Yoga and story- telling at the same time .

This draupadi has no grace.Ekta 's Mahabharata sucks and should no quality no homework, this is not soap where you can show anything.

Ekta why don't you die

Surya, the Ayrus! said...

He he he he... havent been able to be a part of this tlevision saga, but am sure i aint missing anytying. nice post DJ, somehow unlike you, but then easy to read, nice to feel types... keep on!

sukhoyash said...

Have you heard the dialogs.. i hv heard few of them on some news channel.

Draupadi : DEV VRAT YE SAB AAPKE SAMNE.... AAPKI BAHU.... DHANUR UTHA LO...

heheheh... what the fukk, 4th generation from BHISM, DRAUPADI called him DEVVRAT did u hear that, what about his BHISAN PRATIGYA, did she forget about that, anyway he was not interested in enjoying the views. :D

And One more point about the dressing, YE LOGA PRANI NAAM MACHCHHAR SE APARICHIT LAGTE HAI. SUKR HAI LADKIO KO PATA HAI KI MACHCHHAR HOTE HAI WARNA MALLIKA AUR RAKHI SAVANT KI DUKAAN BANDH HO JATI..

overall its looking like its a poor presentation to english community.

Fuckk, wait for some mor episodes they gonns show u xx, & Bhism will have affair wid someone soon... :D

Iswar Maaf karna muje lekin ye log aise hi hai ... me kya karu koi sochne pe majboor kare toh...

Mahfuza N said...

Ekta kapoor ko isska link zaroor dena...nahi toh whats d point? she will never cease to create such non-sense ever :P

Her saas-bahu serials are so pathetic I am sure her prowess in this regard is no different.

I hope people will abnegate themselves from such mindless sagas and cherish the memories of the earlier mega visual representation of the epic or else if you need a good laugh or want to hone your skills in the art of criticism do watch it ;)

Spectator said...

@Supernova: lolz, that's Ekta's imaginations ! mann main shraddha ho toh registaan main bhi ganga beh sakti hai... n ya, the supporting actors are much better than the lead actors... over all, a good comedy show.

@sidd: he he, ekta is not going to die my friend !!! humanity needs to suffer a lot more !

@Surya: watch it dude !!! hostel ki yaad aa jaayegi, remember abhijit's videos ???

@sukhoyash: roger that !

@Mahfuza: egggjjaaacctly !!!

anish said...

badi bekar bnayi hai... dresses ekhi hai inki.. lagta hai yeh mahabharat na ho kar rome ki khani hai... toooooooooo cheap show. please close this. indian sensor board and hindu organization should take steps to stop this show.

Shimogait said...

Thank God I am not in India to see this crap!!!!... I still have the 20Gb of video that covers all the 94 episodes of the Real Mahabharath..

I read this some where "Kahaani Hamare Mahabharat Ki is like Ram Gopal Verma ki sholay"

I even heard a review that said this effort of Ektha will help current generation to know about the epic.. :p:p:p:p

Spectator said...

@anish: those ppl dont mind watching it who love saas bahu stuff !

Shimogait: well, lets see wat happens to our new generation !

Anonymous said...

Man , this is the worst seriel yet !! Ekta Kapoor has gone mad , she has made a mockery og mahabharat trying to do her soap opera tricks in this , half the comedy & interpretation would never hv taken place in mahabharat in reality , again she is trying to do her saas bahu tricks on this one with re repeating the same scenes , dialogue & music , she has copied so many scenes from 300 & TROY & all that , half the characters look like amateurs 8 dude u hv to see the ugly so called apsara's & half the characters cant even act , man this is a DRAGGGGG !!!

Anonymous said...

shakuni looks like someone out of a C grade south indian f... horror flick

Anonymous said...

what the Fuck .. what was Ekta Kapoor thinking when she thought of making Mahabharata again ..and It's A pity and a shock that even jeetendra who has made such wonderful movies like Parichay and Meri awaaa Suno.. does not stop her daughter who is continuously agonizing the Indian audience by bringing up all kind of shit in form of saas-bahu's and now this .. When is she going to stop all this ??

Spectator said...

@Anonymous: i have watched Parichay. I believe that was a perfect make coz it was from Gulzar. however, u r right. ekta's stuff a complete drag. but that is wat earns in today's time !!! we cant help... n be brave to give out ur name :)

Anonymous said...

If Ekta ever reads this forum, I just want her to know this. If the new generation in the future turns out like her serial, thinking semi-nude actors and disrespectful dialogues are what out puranas are about, then it is COMPLETELY her fault. In fact, the government shouldn't allow such a serial to be made, because many people who haven't read the Mahabharat or seen the old one think this is what the story is about, so that's why they like it. That is completely wrong! Why doesn't someone stop her!

Spectator said...

nobody is stoppin her coz none is bothered bout it. Someone has to start. ppl dont have guts to give their name even, forget bout taking major initiative !!!!

Abhizit said...

Dude!! she is the one who really sucks.... Just go n watch some mithun movie at least u wont be sentimentally heart.... He is doing good job by givin berojgaron ko rojgar....He he he ;D

Spectator said...

Lolz :D i know... Mithun is more fun !!!

Anonymous said...

Ekta should be rapped in public

Spectator said...

Dood !!! there are lot better to fantasize about !!! :D

Chaklu said...

Ekta needs to be admitted to the mental hospital.........She has no right to take the younger generation on the ride........Enough of crap churned out from Balaji telefilm's kitty!!!!!!!!!!! Ekta.....plz do not misuse your brain......No wonder if you would show karan dying in one episode and getting resurrected in the other........

People not intending to use their brain continue to watch your senseless serials still.....But, at least leave our great epic 'Mahabharat' alone!!!!!!!!!!!

Try to venture out in to serial making the next time only after having a proper treatment on the mental level.............Otherwise, just sit at home and keep on irritating your family members! If not anyone else, at least Tusshar would lend an ear to your nonsense!

grow up Ekta!!!!!!!!!

Or you would find someone making a serial 'kyunki ekta bhi kabhi pagal thi'.........

Spectator said...

man u seriously sound like a real frustrated with ekta kapoor !!! ;)

Rohit Tripathi said...

बिलकुल सहमत हु आपसे.. एकता कपूर को क्या कहू.. सच कबाडा कर दिया हमारे महाभारत का... युदिष्ठिर और दुर्योधन सिक्स पैक एब्स के साथ आये है, पितामह चाइना से तलवार चालान सीख कर आये है,, वेदव्यास ऐसे च्हिल्ला रहे थे जैसे कोई भिकारी भीख माग रहा हो... हमने तो यही सुना और देखा था की राजा महाराजा हमेशा मुकुट धारण किया करते है..लेकिन यह केवल एकता कपूर ही है जिनके राजा महाराजा रीबोक के बैंड जैसा मुकुट पहन के आते है,, Dhitrastra जॉन इब्राहीम के भाई से लगते है.. एकता कपूर के Dhitrastra को देख कर कोई नहीं कह सकता की वो अंधे है... सीरियल में हमेशा अँधेरा chahaya रहता है.. और हमेशा धी..धी..डिश म्यूजिक बजता रहता है.. शकुनी अपने तम्बाकू वाले दात लिए सदा सोचता ही रहता है.. और पहली बार पता चला की शकुनी इतना मायावी भी था.. कृष्ण भगवान् २१-२२ साल की उम्र में कालिया मर्दन कर रहे है... बाल लीला जवानी में कर रहे है... अब बस देखते जाइये कही एकता कपूर की महाभारत में द्रोपती चीरहरण में कृष्ण भगवान् आना भूल जाये.. और शायद एकता कपूर की द्रौपती की साडी उतर ही जाए,,,, सोचिये मज़ा आएगा... एकता कपूर के युधिष्ठिर धर्मराज तो कम. और सलमान खान के शिष्य ज्यादा लगते है.. सिक्स पैक एब्स हाँ... देखिये अभी तो कई पात्र आना बाकि है.. देखते है वोह क्या क्या पहन के आयेगे.. बहुत अच्हा लिखा आपने... एक बात बताइए.. मै अगर एकता कपूर पर इस बात के लिए केस करना चाहू तो कर सकता हु क्या?

Spectator said...

i dont know if u can get in tuch with her... may be u should try getting touch with someone from her production house...

Spectator said...

oh sorry i missread it... of course u can sue her !!!

adi123 said...

haha... its tv's version of RGV'S AAG.... ekta kappor is doing what ramu did to sholay with his hopeless tribute..... and the main difference is the choice of actors... b.r.chopra's mahabharat apart from having great actors in main roles had some credible film supporting actors such as raj babbar, goga kapoor, sharat saxena etc in pivotal roles..... also the music was sung by great singers such as mahendra kapoor, suresh wadkar, nitin mukesh, kavita krishnamurthy, sadhna sargam etc.... so the supporting actors in ekta's version are terrible.
and RONIT ROY as BHISHMA hahahah... poor man from 4 wives in one show to bachelorhood in another......

Spectator said...

this one has more seductive babes :D

Devanshi said...

A very good write up man!!!I haven't seen n e episode of Ekta's Mahabharat but aftr reading this post m eager 2 see d 'make over' of Mahabharat...

Hey d idea of getting collection of Samay's funda sounds nice...tuje mile to muje dena..:)

I am... said...

I saw the first ten minutes of this crap... it looked like '300' meets the San Fransisco gay pride festival

nikul said...

Ekta fuck off

Anonymous said...

well, this is by Ekta Kapoor. What can we expect! She sucks and so her mahabharat. I don't even know how in the world this tele series is surviving. I dont have a word to describe how oweful it is. Actors, in her mahabharat, have no self esteem so, they are working in this tele-series. God help India and Ekta Kapoor.

Anonymous said...

nik: before seeing this new mahabharat i feel ki
he bhagwaan mujhe andha aur behra to banaa detaa. Mahabharat hum, porn jyaada lagtaa hain.

Anonymous said...

nice comedy.. good to watch..Thankyou Ekta

Aviman Singh Basnet said...

what the fuck is going on with Indian small screen films ...coming up with nude Mahabharata shit... its a total rape over our Hindu believes and culture.. Mahabharata is a base of great Bhagwat Gita which is great oceans of lesson, learning, hopes and believes of more then billions people of sub-continent including people of Nepal.. and being raped by armature film makers...old(1988) mahabharata was great in terms of religious standings and acting which made some of the photos of character are worshiped as real god till today... why indian public is silent to this blander shit.. dont you have balls guys... we wouldnt have tolerated if it would happen in our country... dont let any one play with your religious emotions, not even with the name of Balaji... who is bitch called Ekta, fucking the epic in front of great hindu people of india and nobody doing nothing... is she bigger then indian hindu religion and pride..

Anonymous said...

Huge waste of time and money watching this serial,
instead of K A Mahabharat ki name, she could have chose any other name for serial. People are watching because they think they will see true
epic story which has godly devotion. This serial is missing essence of true Mahabarat. So instead
of giving name mahabharat the name could be
chandal chaukdi, or fooling around or something else. Why did see chose Mahabharat story for inventing and trying and testing those zoom special effects

Anonymous said...

Not only that, chrachters are so weak, Pandavase
ate good amount of Protein and doing gym.
Anita only knows and follows and more than happy
to wear Manish Malhotra's creation and has no
clue about how real draupadi was presenting herself.

Anonymous said...

Thank God, Ekta Kapoor made this serial...

bcoz now the Mahabharat made by the Chopras will be valued even more. It was and it is a Masterpiece by all means.

guddu said...

ekta ji yeh aapne kya kar diya.......mujhe to lagta hai aapne bhi nahin dekhi hai....par haaan maine bhi nahin dekhi hai lekin jo comment aapko mile hai ussse lagta hai shayad main kabhi bhi na dekh pau....kyonki har bharatvasi ke dil main vahi mahabharat basi hui hai....sacchi yeh paandavas to roman umpire ke yoddha lag rahe hai...aur draupadi to kisi fashion show main jaane wali hai...
main aapse yahi kehna chahunga ki aap hindu dharm ki bhavnao ko thes na pahunchaye...is baar hum aap ko maaaf kar dete hai agli baar nahin kar paayenge....pehle bhagvad geeta padhiye use bhavna tak samjhiye ....aapko pata chal jayega ki aapne bahut badi galti ki hai....main to kehta hu aapko iska pashatap karna chaiye...aur yeh film line chod kar himalaya chala jana chaiye.....hum to kya ab to bhagwan hi shayad aapko maaf kare....haaan agar aapne nadani main yeh galti ki hai to main upar wale se aapke liye dua manguga......
jai shri krishna

Anonymous said...

Please stop this nonsense. If this show comes to Mauritius, there will be public protests

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