Gandhi ki dhoti main

By now, the news of Delhi bomb blasts would have spread around like wild fire and mostly everyone has switched the channels to same daily crap by thinking these blasts are nothing but another tremor to break down a phenomenon named Peace given by Mahatma Gandhi. Fat politicians will send out their reactions, Police department will escape by saying we had warned government well before, news-media will focus their camera on injured victims to make questions like "Aap kaisa mahsoos kar rahe hai" and people will crowd those bomb sites as usual. This is india and it's not gonna change. not until we have people with excessive lipids in place of brains.

Anyway, none of my friend in delhi is dead/injured (yaa. such talks and lines are normal now, given the increased frequency of terrorist attacks in India, we have to learn this new-Indian-age-talk) and neither this post has anything to do with those blasts.

I had this post in draft about the game called Gandhi ki dhoti main, possibly invented six and half years back in hostel. the story behind this game is; somewhere there was a multiplex called "Gandhi ki dhoti". so if someone asks you what are the movies running their, how will you answer ? it's really really funny and read it at your own risk :D

Gandhi ki dhoti main - Do Aankhe Baarah Haath

Gandhi ki dhoti main - Sab Se Bada Khiladi

Gandhi ki dhoti main - Girl Next Door

Gandhi ki dhoti main - Swadesh

Gandhi ki dhoti main - Teesra Kaun

Gandhi ki dhoti main - Pyaar Ishq Aur Mohabbat

Gandhi ki dhoti main - Ab Tak Chhappan

Gandhi ki dhoti main - Kabhi Khushi Kabhi Ghum

Gandhi ki dhoti main - Darna Mana hai

Gandhi ki dhoti main - A Million Dollar Baby

Gandhi ki dhoti main - Roti Kapda Aur Makaan

Gandhi ki dhoti main - Sooraj Ka Satwa Ghoda

Gandhi ki dhoti main - Jo Jeeta Wahi Sikandar

Gandhi ki dhoti main - Bandit Queen

Gandhi ki dhoti main - The Terminal

Gandhi ki dhoti main - French Kiss

Gandhi ki dhoti main - Indecent Proposal

Gandhi ki dhoti main - National Treasure

Gandhi ki dhoti main - Scent Of A Woman

Gandhi ki dhoti main - Crouching Tiger Hidden Dragon

Gandhi ki dhoti main - Hazaaro Khwaahishe Aisi

Gandhi ki dhoti main - Kachche Dhaage

Gandhi ki dhoti main - Hal Chal

Gandhi ki dhoti main - Daraar

Gandhi ki dhoti main - Chhupa Rustam

Gandhi ki dhoti main - Aandhi

Gandhi ki dhoti main - Woh Kaun Thi

Gandhi ki dhoti main - Tera Jaadu Chal Gaya

Gandhi ki dhoti main - Deewar

Gandhi ki dhoti main - Kaante

Gandhi ki dhoti main - Hum Tum

Gandhi ki dhoti main - Koyla

Gandhi ki dhoti main - Garam Masala

Gandhi ki dhoti main - Jo Bole So Nihaal

Gandhi ki dhoti main - Naksha

Gandhi ki dhoti main - Woh Saat Din

Gandhi ki dhoti main - Mere Do Anmol Ratan

Gandhi ki dhoti main - Do Jasoos

Gandhi ki dhoti main - Joru Ka Ghulam

Gandhi ki dhoti main - Main Meri Patni Aur Woh

Gandhi ki dhoti main - Monsoon Wedding

Gandhi ki dhoti main - Taare Zameen Par

Gandhi ki dhoti main - A Beautiful Mind

Gandhi ki dhoti main - Hitchhikers Guide To The Galaxy

Gandhi ki dhoti main - Last King Of Scotland

Gandhi ki dhoti main - Mera Pehla Pehla Pyaar

Gandhi ki dhoti main - Mixed Doubles

Gandhi ki dhoti main - Outsourced

Gandhi ki dhoti main - Passion Of The Christ

Gandhi ki dhoti main - Pirates of Silicon Valley

Gandhi ki dhoti main - Pursuit Of Happyness

Gandhi ki dhoti main - Pyaar Ke Side Effects

Gandhi ki dhoti main - Road To Ladakh

Gandhi ki dhoti main - Sum of All Fears

Gandhi ki dhoti main - The Good The Bad And The Ugly

Gandhi ki dhoti main - Train To Pakistan

Gandhi ki dhoti main - Vantage Point

30 comment(s):

Laveesh said...

Gandhi ki dhoti mein - Gadar Ek Prem Katha
Gandhi ki dhoti mein - Hum Dil de chuke sanam
Gandhi ki dhoti mein - Dilwale dulhaniya le jayenge
Gandhi ki dhoti mein - Kuch kuch hota hai
Gandhi ki dhoti mein - Na tum jaano na hum
Gandhi ki dhoti mein - Black
Gandhi ki dhoti mein - Darna zaroori hai
Gandhi ki dhoti mein - Sholay
Gandhi ki dhoti mein - God tussi great ho
Gandhi ki dhoti mein - Jhoom barabar jhoom
Gandhi ki dhoti mein - Shootout at lokhandwala
Gandhi ki dhoti mein - Cheeni Kum
Gandhi ki dhoti mein - Zanjeer
Gandhi ki dhoti mein - Majboor
Gandhi ki dhoti mein - Choti si baat
Gandhi ki dhoti mein - Khel khel mein
Gandhi ki dhoti mein - Mein azaad hoon
Gandhi ki dhoti mein - Bade miyan chote miyan
Gandhi ki dhoti mein - Hello brother
Gandhi ki dhoti mein - Hum aapke hain kaun
Gandhi ki dhoti mein - Maine pyar kiya
Gandhi ki dhoti mein - Darr
Gandhi ki dhoti mein - Lakshya

Laveesh said...

Gandhi ki dhoti mein - Kaho na pyar hai
Gandhi ki dhoti mein - Aap mujhe achche lagne lage
Gandhi ki dhoti mein - Koi Mil gaya
Gandhi ki dhoti mein - Tum bin
Gandhi ki dhoti mein - Dastak
Gandhi ki dhoti mein - Mein hoon na
Gandhi ki dhoti mein - Sadma

Laveesh said...

Gandhi ki dhoti mein - Bachna ae haseeno
Gandhi ki dhoti mein - Singh is Kinng
Gandhi ki dhoti mein - Jaane tu ya jaane na
Gandhi ki dhoti mein - thoda pyar thoda magic
Gandhi ki dhoti mein - Jannat
Gandhi ki dhoti mein - Hera pheri
Gandhi ki dhoti mein - phir hera pheri
Gandhi ki dhoti mein - phoonk
Gandhi ki dhoti mein - De taali
Gandhi ki dhoti mein - doli saja ke rakhna
Gandhi ki dhoti mein - Lage raho munnabhai
Gandhi ki dhoti mein - Bhool bhulaiya
Gandhi ki dhoti mein - Dashavtaar
Gandhi ki dhoti mein - ek choti si love story
Gandhi ki dhoti mein - Dhokha
Gandhi ki dhoti mein - Race
Gandhi ki dhoti mein - Sarfarosh
Gandhi ki dhoti mein - The incredible hulk
Gandhi ki dhoti mein - mere baap pehle aap

Laveesh said...

Gandhi ki dhoti mein - Mistress of spices
Gandhi ki dhoti mein - Provoked

Spectator said...

Gaandhi ki dhoti main - Chokher Bali

Gaandhi ki dhoti main - Blue Umbrella

Gaandhi ki dhoti main - Clear And Present Danger

Gaandhi ki dhoti main - General's Daughter

Gaandhi ki dhoti main - Good Will Hunting

Anonymous said...

tu bhi chutia... aur lavees bhi chutia...

Spectator said...

daadru teri maa ki aankh !

Anonymous said...

oye dj. rmbr 1 joke u told me in school ? wat is common btwn union jack n kasturba's bra ?

dono gaandhiji ne utaare the .

nw guess who m i ?

Trinaa said...

buahahahahahaha...bloody brilliant!!

Think Tank said...

i would laugh ...just forgot to after i read the beginning of your posts ...i can't believe hell has become a part of our lives

Spectator said...

@anonymous: saala chaat...

@ Trinaa: yeppp !

@think Tank: i know, we are a cursed generation !

Riya Das said...

thnx for visiting my blog. i see you have combined the news of the blasts with this funny game... it works in a way... we cannot stop what is going on..we can only stay happy till something strikes us... nice post.

Comfortably Numb said...

Yawn...The comments are more funny than the post...:P

Just kidding...

Cheers!!

Spectator said...

@Riya Das: We've gotta ignore the surrounding !

@Comfortably Numb: cheers :D

ray said...

Hi ,

I was reading ur blog posts and found some of them to be very good.. u write well.. Why don't you popularize it more.. ur posts on ur blog ‘spectator speaks’ took my particular attention as some of them are interesting topics of mine too;

BTW I help out some ex-IIMA guys who with another batch mate run www.rambhai.com where you can post links to your most loved blog-posts. Rambhai was the chaiwala at IIMA and it is a site where users can themselves share links to blog posts etc and other can find and vote on them. The best make it to the homepage!

This way you can reach out to rambhai readers some of whom could become your ardent fans.. who knows.. :)

Cheers,

Spectator said...

coz of some connections at IIMA, i already know bout rambhai and i m a member there. just i wasnt posting my content on that collection. fine, i ll do that on regular basis. thanks for the suggestion :) keep visiting.

kartoos said...

chk my blog...u've been conferred with an award

Spectator said...

I want one !!!

DONNA said...

was dat ment to laughed at???? if it was so.. i would ve a hearty laugh..

u write really well.///

Spectator said...

well, i guess so ! why ? u found it somethin else ??
n was that praise sarcastic or genuine ?

akanksha said...

Even I've been a part of that game :-)

We have become immune to those bomb blasts now....we just make a call to the near and dear ones to ensure they are safe and life moves on for us....Thats how we all beahve and it sucks:-(

Spectator said...

that's sad actually

yasin said...

gandhi ki dhoti mai ,..... ajab prem ki ghazab kahaani
gandhi ki dhoti mai ,..... kuch kuch hota hai
gandhi ki dhoti mai ...... kaali naagin
gandhi ki dhoti mai ...... khooni darinda
gandhi ki dhoti mai ..... aaja nachle
gandhi ki dhoti mai ...... refugee
gandhi ki dhoti mai ...... mission possible
gandhi ki dhoti mai ...... kahona pyaar hai
gandhi ki dhoti mai ...... hum dil de chuke sanam

yasin said...

gandhi ki dhoti mai ...... kaala patthar

Anonymous said...

gandhi ki dhoti mai ....... RAZZ

ajeet meena said...

gandhi ki dhoti mai....... Rozgar Garanti

MANOJ MUNDAWAR ACCOUNTANT said...

gandhi ki dhoti mai....... ACCOUNTANT

munna said...

gandhi ki dhoti me......dabbang

gandi ki dhoti me.......wanted

pratap gujjar said...

Gandhi ki dhoti me gol-maal

pratap gujjar said...

Gandhi ki dhoti me...........google

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