Why hindi doesn't rock (extended)

Long time back, i had read an article with a title "Why hindi doesn't rock" (for which I am not able to re-locate the URL). I always wanted to make this point. Whenever we translate any game's name or hollywood movie name to hindi, why does it sound so hilarious !!! Here is a list of few most popular hollwood movies with their names' Hindi version !!! I had to take some help from here and there before compiling this list. You are free to correct me or to add some more in the list. Enjoy !

12 Angry Men - Baarah Krodhit Purush

A Beautiful Mind - Ek Sundar Mashtishk

A Mighty Heart - Ek Taakatwar Dil

Alien - Pargrahvaasi

Batman Begins - Chamgadhar Purush Shuru Hota Hai

Blair Witch Project - Blair Chudail Yojnaa

Bridge on the River Kwai - Kwaaai Nadi Ke Upar Ka Pool

Bucket List - Baalti Ki Taalika

Clockwork Orange - Yantra Sanchaalit Santraa

Cube - Ghan

Elephant Man - Haathi Purush

Eternal Sunshine Of The Spotless Mind - Bina Daag Ke Mashtishk Ka Sanaatan Suryaprakaash

General's Daughter - Senapati Ki Putri

Good Will Hunting - Achchha Manobal Shikaar

How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love the Bomb - Maine Kaise Sikha Chinta Mukt Hona Aur visfotak Gole Se Pyaar Karna

Hypercube - Ati Ghan

If Only - Agar Sirf

In Which Annie Gives It Those Ones - Usme Jisme Annie Usko Woh Waale Deti Hai

Inside Man - Aantarik Purush

LA Confidential - EL E Gupt

Leaving Las Vegas - Laaas Vegaaaas Chhodna

Lord of the Rings - Angoothiyo Ke Bhagvaan

Lost In Translation - Anuvaad Main Khoya Hua

Matrix Reloaded - Saarani Fir Se Prasthaapit

My Left Foot - Mera Baahina Charan

No Country For Old Man - Vriddho Ke Liye Desh Nahi

No Man's Land - Kisi Purush Ki Zameen Nahi

One Flew Over the Cuckoo’s Nest - Koyal Ke Ghonsle Ke Upar Se Ek Udaan

Outsourced - Baahar Ki Taraf Strotit

Pianist - Baaja Bajaane Waala

Pulp Fiction - Kaalpanik Kahaani Ka Faaluda

Psycho - Sanki

Rainman - Varsha Purush

Rear Window - Pichhe Ki Khidaki

Reservoir Dogs - Sanrakshit Shwaan

Silence of the Lambs - Memno Ki Shaanti

Some Like It Hot - Kuchh Ko Woh Garam Achchha Lagta Hai

Spiderman - Makkad Purush

Sum Of All Fears - Samast Bhayo Ka Yogfal

The Good The Bad And The Ugly - Achchha, Bura Aur Bhadda

There Will Be Blood - Wahaan Rakt Hoga

Third Man - Teesra Purush

To Kill a Mockingbird - Nakalchi Panchhi Ko Maarne Ke Liye

Usual Suspects - Aam Shaqmand

Vantage Point - Prabhaavshali Bindu

16 comment(s):

miyu said...

heeeh .. awesome one.. my favorite.. "How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love the Bomb - Maine Kaise Sikha Chinta Mukt Hona Aur visfotak Gole Se Pyaar Karna" :D :P :DDDDD

Adi Crazy said...

ROTFL
Alien!
BatMan Begins!
Inside Man!
LA Confidential!
No country for old men..!
Pulp Fiction!

HAHAHAHA..
U rock dude!!!

Spectator said...

:D my fav is Eternal Sunshine Of The Spotless Mind - Bina Daag Ke Mashtishk Ka Sanaatan Suryaprakaash !!!

Supernova said...

Wasnt Spiderman dubbed as Makkadmanav

Unknown User said...

That's the Chinese way of translation :D
Since we are smarter, we do it the Desi way

Eraser - Mita doonga naam aur nishaan
Man in Black - Viswa Rakshak :D

Spectator said...

@Supernova: yaa. it was. But Man's hindi should be Purush, not Manav... Manav is for human i guess.

@Unknown User: the same smarter way here goes from my side...
Table Tennis - Lamb Samtal Mej Par De Takaa Tak Le Takaa Tak !!! :D

Anonymous said...

I have a suggestion for The Good The Bad and The Ugly

Achcha, Bura aur Ghinona

Spectator said...

he he. he he he he he he ...

Tik Tok said...

Awesome hai baap !!!

Spectator said...

yes, it is !

Supernova said...

tu actual ki bnaat kar raha hai ya woh jo tere hisaab se hindi translation banta hai?

Spectator said...

main actual ki baat nahi kar raha. actually toh spiderman ka hindi naam makkadmanav hi tha.. lekin mere hisaab se makkadpurush hona chaahiye... anyway, chhod. kuchh jyaada hi drag ho gaya.

abra-ka-dabra said...

In Which Annie Gives It Those Ones - Usme Jisme Annie Usko Woh Waale Deti Hai

love this one...sure is cheesy and gives engh room for creativity to run ur thoughts wild..lol

Spectator said...

lots of meanings in this one typically !!!

Shaunak said...

First visit! Dropped in from Shit-for-Tat =D

Never knew Hindi could be so Shudh as far as movie names go.
Damn good list!!

Shaunak said...

First visit! Dropped in from Shit-for-Tat =D

Never knew Hindi could be so Shudh as far as movie names go.
Damn good list!!

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